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Creativity beyond the grave

It’s tough when you are single and ready to mingle. You put in all the effort into making yourself look presentable, trying not to come off easy or too desperate, and hoping that you don’t have onion breath or a big chunk of spinach stuck in your teeth from that late lunch you had — it’s no wonder people are turning to dating sites to mingle.   Dating sites, like Eharmoney and Match.com, are a growing trend because they allow you to look for that potential someone with ease. I don’t blame them. Going to that bar where guys creep up on you when you least expect it and fist pumping the air is not very comforting.

Dating sites have evolved in different ways to target specific audiences to their site. From dating sites for millionaires, seniors, specific races and genders, it’s not surprising to hear that a dating site was created for zombies.  Yes, zombies.

ZombieHarmony was created by free dating site Mingle2 “because the apocalypse doesn’t’ have to be lonely.” They certainly go all out with the choices to narrow your search for a fast-moving, slow-moving, or immobile zombie who may or may not have all of their limbs intact and who may also enjoy gnawing, groaning, or lumbering in their spare time.  Just read the copy on their disclaimer:

Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.

Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.

A Dating site for zombies. Why not?

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